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I’m going to become a phone sex operator.*

Characters I will offer because they are voices I can do:

  • Alan Rickman
  • Generic 90-year-old British archivist
  • Japanese-speaking sex kitten
  • Myself (…I don’t know what this sounds like, and I am afraid)
  • Stereotypical Eddie Murphy crossdressing Big Mama type
  • Marge Simpson
  • Gary Oldman
  • A friend of ours named Sascha
  • 1930s newsie/radio announcer guy (“EXTREE, EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT, MY COCK IS HARD FOR YOU”)
  • A goat
  • A cat

*This might be something I actually have to do for money, and I would be really good at it hahahahah.

  1. -sam-i-am said: I will take one of each please.
  2. ketamint said: aiiiiieee choto hazukashii des-ne ^_^;;
  3. wamwamwam said: Omg Gary Oldman - yes, please!
  4. ferociousj said: I want to hear your radio announcer, Alan Rickman, and Gary Oldman.
  5. nymphetaminedream said: but the thing is you have to find pics of all those people to ‘be’
  6. goldentemples said: Goat.
  7. needlesslycomplicated said: Yeah, I got told I sound like a phone sex operator once. I think it was a compliment, but I’m still wary.
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